Review of Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl (2022 Film):

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl is very self-aware – and that’s the beauty of it. It pulls-off it’s intent VERY masterfully – a funny, campy, clever, sexy, witty, smart romp with a talented cast that’s sure to spawn a franchise and have lasting appeal as a cult fave, inline with Full Moon’s classic catalog. Think of the golden era of the “Cinemax After Dark” days, where you’d find a late-night movie on TV that you’d already seen 12x but kept coming back to. Same effect.

I like some of Jim Wynorski’s work, I really do. Chopping Mall and a few others are B movie classics. I used to love Full Moon back in the day. They used to produce some really cool films and Charles Band will always be a b movie legend. However, days of their glory are gone for good and whatever Full Moon releases these days(well since late 90’s, really) is amateurish garbage. ‘Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl’ is just that – pure, cheap garbage. Sure, there are people who watch these softocore comedies only for T&A but let’s face it, you can as well watch porn. Leading ‘actress’ Ivy Smith looks and sounds just like a low budget porn performer. Some might find her pretty but she can’t act and even though it’s her first role, It’s quite obvious she won’t get much better. There will always be a place for fairly attractive women ready to show their skin and work for next to nothing on zero budget films but it’s a blind alley. They will never be pros. Overall acting is a bad joke here. Even someone like Lisa London(who was in quite a few actual films) overacts badly. Jokes aren’t funny to say the least and everything here screams ‘home movie quality’. Best thing about the film is it’s short running time and the miniatures. If you appreciate your time and you like decent b movies, you should skip this one. If all you need is bare skin(not much of it here, though), you will probably watch it and say it was awesome. If you support everything Wynorski and/or Band do, you will watch it anyway. And that’s ok. Personally, I believe Wynorski deserves better than this.